A Union Man's Dog

[Triker Red]

Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first man
was an engineer who said his dog could do math with calculations. His
dog was named T Square, and he told him to get some paper and draw a
square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat. The
accountant said he thought his dog was better. His name was Slide
Rule. He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back and divide
them into piles of three, which he did with no problem. The chemist
said that was good, but he felt his dog was better. His dog, Measure
was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce
glass, which he also did with no problem. All three men agreed this
was very good and their dogs were equally smart.
They all turned to the Union Member and said "What can your dog do?"
The Union Member called his dog whose name was Coffee Break, and
said "Show the fellows what you can do." Coffee Break went over and
ate the cookies, drank the milk, chit on the paper, injured his back
while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions,
applied for Workman's Compensation and left for home on sick leave.
Triker Red